TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for
only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each
day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least
35 days in your
year; hence you are only left with
46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are
only left with 6 days. Say you are
sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you're left
with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you only
go out for 2
days...You're left with 1 day. But
that 1 day is
your birthday. That's why I did
not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.