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Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,

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Thoda Socha Hai Humne Thoda Jaana Hai Humne

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Chand Ki Chandni Ne Ek Paalki Banayi Hai,

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Dad watching FTV,son came

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ae Kash Ki Aisa

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During sex girl says: yaar,galat h

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Ma EMRAAN HASHMI B Aya H

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Zindgi HILANE Me Guzar Jyegi

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Jab koi tera gand Mare to hila na kr

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Beta sex ki half goli dedo

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Chuede JaTi He Ladkiya

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Hume to har karwat pr Lulli set karni padti he

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A frnd is like p@ntY

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Nasbandi ki team

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Na Taaqat Aap Me Hai

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CHUSEGA kya ?

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Aap or apke life partner,yadi sukhi or svasth rehna chahte ho 2

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Agar aapko ladkiyon ko khana parosna

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3 Idiots or b Jyada Super Hit Ho Sakti Thi

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Jab Kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye

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Is behte dard ko mat roko

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Khokar paane ka maja hi kuch or hai

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Jab Kuch sapne adhoore reh jaate hain

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Jab samne hote ho tum

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Pyar me Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

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Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise

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Without Love -- dayz are

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Pal pal uska saath nibhaate hum

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I will remember her… not as the one who broke my heart!

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Dil main har raaaz dabaa ke rakhte hain

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Aap samjhe na samjhe mere zajbat ko

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Deta hai ye dard kyun bas hum hi ko

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Heart is equal to a mirror

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Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil

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Truth of my life:

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Tut jaye khwab to judne ki aash kya rakhna,

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We Make them cry

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Pal pal uska saath nibhaate hum

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Pyar zindgi ko sajane ke liye hai

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Achchhi yaadein aap ki aankhon

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Dont leave me, i need u

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Aitbaar nahi karta main kisi par

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Sad Line but True

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U may not think of me when u r happy

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Na jane kyun apnone muh mod liya

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Being alone usually looks sad to people

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Yaad wo aate hai jo apne hote hai

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Hurting someone who really cares for you

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Khwaish thi ruthi jaan ko mnane ki

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Chhor diya uska intezaar karna hamesha ke liye

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Rone se kisi ko kuch haasil nahi hota

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Aaj hasi dekar kal rula na dena

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When we cant laugh again on the same joke

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Chalo so jate hain ab fir kisi sach ki talash mein

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Nasha mohabbat ka ho ya sharab ka

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Aaj ke mausam ke badalte mijaaz pe mera kuch u kehna hai ke

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Udasiyo ki wajah to bahut hai.

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Jane Duniya Me Aisa Kyu Hota Hai

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Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne mein

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Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi

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Guzar jayege aapke pas se hawa bankar

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Hate Every Drop of Rain

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Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt na hoti

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Use bhul kar jiya to kya jiya

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Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne

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Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai

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Ankhe kyon hui meri num kabhi sochna

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Phir kahin door se ik baar sada do mujko

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Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,

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Tum bahut yaad aaoge

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chaahe aitbaar na raha

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HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI

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Hasane ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya,

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zalil hi karwaya kar tu har jagah

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nonveg- Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi

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nonveg- Lulli gori karn de 3 trike

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Ab hum unke liye ajnabi ho gaye

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Boy: Mere sath chalogi

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Goha chak k dhar kadni Bebe hoi Bimaar

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Muli 14 Rupey kilo"

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Khuda kare kisi ko Mohabat me Judai na mile. Wah wah wah!!!Aur jo mujhe Msg na kare use Thand me rajai na mile. 

Once dere was a crow

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nveg- kisi ladki me sub se pehlay kya dekhte ho

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Santa Pehli Vaar Souhre Gya

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koshish wo bhi nahi karte.

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PYAR te DOST wich ki fark hai

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nonveg- CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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nonveg- Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi

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Ab hum unke liye ajnabi ho gaye

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Goha chak k dhar kadni Bebe hoi Bimaar

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Muli 14 Rupey kilo"

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Once dere was a crow

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Santa Pehli Vaar Souhre Gya

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Ni sadke jaawa tere

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tumhare bina reh nahi sakta

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SHIDDAT HONI CHAHIYE KISI KO YAAD KRNE K LIYE

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Jo hame apna kehte hai

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i love u kis ne bnayea hai?

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jo tere liye bana hi nhi

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sapne me unse mulakat ho..

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ammi chand dekh raha ho

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Ek bar sari feelings ne decide kiya ki wo log hid n seek khelenge..

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TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

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shop of happiness

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gabbar and samba

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khane me kya bnau

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